November 28, 2011
Okay wow, so it’s been awhile, that’s because Little Mouse was completely p.o.’d about my last post. We have plunged the depths of argumentative religious philosophy. I knew she had been a good Catholic for a period of time, but I had no idea, I mean, geez Louise really?
The end result is that Little Mouse wanted me to promise that I wouldn’t right such outlandish things in the future (especially if I don’t really believe what i am saying and just havin fun with a little intellectual exercise) …wait…what?
Look if you wanna believe things exactly as they are written in the bible, I mean 100% literal, (and ignore blindly those areas of crazy contradiction) okay well that’s your deal, I don’t hold that against you. But I gotta question, thats the brain God gave me, I tired to explain to Little Mouse that the Catholic Church has a long and wonderful tradition of exploratory theology, tried to explain that nowhere in the last part of that post did I say I believed what I was writing.
I guess, if I was doing anything it was exploring an area of the theological premise of the Crucifixion that has always given me trouble. Ya see if ya take what is written literally then Jesus(God) sacrificing himself on the cross set into motion a complex series of events. The actual physical world was affected by his death (again taking things literally), and yes the spiritual world as well. In fact many Christians, many Christian religious leaders will use the phrase “by his blood we are saved”, suggesting that it was the act of spilling this God/man’s blood that put this whole plan into action. Again this is only if you take the event literally, as it is written in the Good Book.
Now I wanna make it clear here, for the purpose of full disclosure that I do not. I believe (in my own [which we will get too soon cats and kittens]dysfunctional way ), but I do not take every word of the the bible literally. Understanding the concepts presented in it, however, have been a real obsession of mine.
Now I know, and Little Mouse confirmed, that most other people do not really think about this too much. If they believe, they believe blindly, too question God is equal to heresy, blasphemy, a first class ticket straight to hell.
Look, I mean, here’s the way I see it.
I got a TV in my house, it works real well, but from my perspective it works like magic. I push a button and pictures and sounds appear to inform and entertain me.
I know there is a science behind it, and…yes, yes, I know waves and beams and satellites and blah, blah , blah…I know but I don’t wanna know see.
Or how ’bout the human eye, I mean there’s a real piece of work eh? The way the human eye works is mind boggling. Have you ever studied the way…okay well I could just keep going. The examples are endless but the point is the same.
Many things seem like miracles, like magic, until we understand the science of them. If God (taking things literally)created everything, then he created natural laws (hell it could even be argued that God is natural law). If God set this world to function on this/these systems of natural law, then everything He does must be bound by these laws, even when we don’t understand them. It may seem to us at the moment that he is breaking all the rules, (raising the dead etc…) but it is (perhaps) that we just cannot comprehend the mechanisms by which it was accomplished.
It’s not like I believe I will ever discover the science behind this act (I don’t take the thing literally[I know there was an actual dude named Jesus crucified I'm talking 'bout the "by his blood" part]). I just find the whole conversation fascinating.
Is Little Mouse right? Will this kind of thing send me straight to hell?
Well, I guess, if ya’ ask me, I believe I’m already there…but that’s fer the next blog cats & kittens
November 19, 2011
So the questions I have about (and for [like #1 what the hells up with my brain chemicals lol]) God are of course infinite. But they are more general knowledge questions, more fill in the blank kind’a things.
I do have an almost equal number of questions for his followers here on earth. I mean help a dysfunctional brother out!!
So here’s where it ties into the last page. So many of the Christians I’ve known (God bless their souls) so many of the churches I’ve attended seem to focus less on the words of Jesus, and more on the rules of Paul. That would make the appropriate term for these individuals “Paulists”.
Now I don’t care if you want to be “Paulists” and get all tied up in the anal details of a self described persecuting authoritarian with a self flagellating fetish. Just don’t call yourself Christians.
I mean these are the kind’a things that really fuel my dysfunction. Words mean something. Which leads me to another big issue I have with the way Christianity has been set up from the very beginning….wait…what?
I know I talk about believing in God and Jesus and stuff, then I spend time openly mocking such beliefs. Both of those statements are true. I don’t know why it’s such a problem to have faith and too question at the same time. But I believe if God made my brain, then he made it dysfunctional, made it in such a way that it questions and searches and mocks, even itself…
A little dog chasing it’s tail..it is to lol
Okay anyway so back at it. The word in this instance is sacrifice (here’s where Little Mouse would like me to put a definition in but hell if you don’t know the definition of sacrifice please stop reading this blog and immediately pick up a f-ing dictionary).
And God so loved the world that he sent…okay well we all know it (again, like above, stop…this time Bible). But he wasn’t really His “son“, not like you and I think of it, we can also all agree on that.
So what do we have, lets examine it. This Supreme Being (beyond our understanding) somehow takes a part of itself (like propagating a new species of flower, or like cloning[I'm not saying that's what it was, just an intellectual reference point]). I mean if you believe all this stuff, then you believe this too be true also yes? Am I right so far?
Okay so things get weird from here on out, (I’ll have Little Mouse check my sentence structure later lol) hopefully I can write it out so that this dysfunction will be properly addressed.
The things is if I’m the Supreme Being and I have a plan that calls for me to temporarily remove, dissect, diffuse, whatever ya’ wanna call it a “piece” of myself and use it to co-opt this tiny fetus, full well knowing that in roughly thirty years or so ( less than a nano-second to God) it will return to me, that’s not a sacrifice; maybe at best I’d give ya’ an inconvenience.
But we do have one shining example of sacrifice, of true sacrifice, in this whole story. A guy who did God’s dirtiest work, and has been rewarded, not with the right hand seat, but an eternity, an eternity (again if ya’ believe this whole thing, and here I mean of course if you believe in exact literal interpretation) in torment, in hells deepest fires. Who was this man, who once realizing how badly he had been double duped, understood rightly that his name would now be vilified through out human history, took his own life as the punch line to this cosmic joke?
We all know by now I mean Judas. Judas Iscariot. And so it came to me that we believers in God who are searching, searching for understanding, a deeper understanding of the word sacrifice; perhaps we should look closer at Judas.
So now that was fun wasn’t it
November 19, 2011
Well okay, I mean all right so hello again. Little Mouse was worried bout my blood pressure after reading the last post. She said she can always tell how my days gone by how many f bombs I drop in my posts. She keeps after me to be a kinder gentler unit but the weather outside just started turning nasty, God bless America, I think that means that we’re (or more precisely you) are pretty much screwed until March. Anyway it put me in kind of funk this morning right off the bat and I realized the last thing I wanna go do is blog some long diatriblical rant about any of my usual topics this. Which left me of course with the dilema of what I was going to write about…? I should just post one of the back-ups I have ready, I know I still have to continue the Declaration of Dysfunction with Articles #2-#5 but…(well maybe I’ll post #2 later tonight) I kind’a wanted to do something fun.
See the things is I know I believe I am right, but you have to believe that I know that doesn’t mean I’m right.
Did ya follow that sentence? See I also know I am dysfunctional, so though I believe I am right about what I write about, I may just as easily…well…be wrong…see? Ya get it?
My main goal here is to discuss those things that are (that we accept as a society) our new truths (oh and even some old ones what the hell) that make my little dog chase it’s tail round and round.
Like say, the environmental or “green” movement. At it’s foundations the theories and ideology are hard to argue with. On the surface, if you don’t think too deeply about any of their claims the movement seems sound and genuine.
The statement goes like this: Because human beings have been, through their behaviors such as over use of resources, extremely harmful to the planet and all life on it, the environmental movement wants to help guide people gently (or through out lying and force [oh wait that's me not them]) to learn to modify said behaviors toward a more people/planet harmonious lifestyle there by assuring the planets continued existance. If we don’t modify, we are told, we are as a species doomed.
Have I got that right? I wanna make sure, if I have spoken (typed) somewhere in error please some one correct me.
But I do believe that I have it pretty spot on, remember I use to be a “real” environmentalist myself…or was I?
Once in awhile, when a dog chases it’s tail long enough it catches it and here’s what happened when mine caught it’s tail.
I realized I wasn’t, that we (most in the movement) weren’t environmentalists at all but humanists. We want to take care of the planet so that people continue to survive. (the theory that the entire human race would become extinct is also highly suspect)
If I’m a true environmentalist, for the planet then really I should be encouraging people, companies, countries to continue pollute. Bring on the fossil fuels and lets start clear cuttin’ some forests baby.
See okay well maybe I’m wrong like I said above, I’m no scientist or professor lol, but I think I can say that we, as a race will be hard pressed to destory this planet; this f-ing giant ball of rock floating in space. At best we may put ‘er on her heals for awhile but the big ol’ girl would bounce back bigger and better than ever.
Can you tell me that I’m wrong…I mean really comment or e me if you think I’ve missed it.
But before you do and say something like…”So what if environmentalists want us to be good to the earth for people, that sounds like a good idea”. You’ve missed the point, I don’t care, I just don’t want you to call yourselves environmentalists, or “green” any more.. Call yourself what you are, that’s all I’m saying, call yourself a humanist and be proud of it.
I have this exact problem with many Christians today, oh and speaking of…
Jesus I’m already way over my word per post limit (self imposed, though there must be eventually some digital limit lol), and I know I said I would only talk about God related stuff on Sunday but I mean I’m on a roll and these questions end up being kind’a related, at least to my little dog.
November 18, 2011
Okay well all right you bastards, so it looks like a couple of you have read my blogs (and here I mean of course outside my immediate household). I got me a number of likes and even a couple followers but no f-ing comments….does that mean that you actually agree with me. I doubt it, but no-one has said so much as a “how dare you…”.
Perhaps I’m just too old, not edgy enough. I tell you my age really shows when I go visit other blogs, I mean way to go, lots of flash and moving pictures. No I’m just joking, not about your nice blogs, but about my understanding of a video feed. Plus lots of color and side bar crap goin on. I’m still not sure if I set up my side bar stuff right. I know the f-book link ain’t workin, but that’s because Little Mouse doesn’t want any of our mutual friends to find out about this column, Lol, as you young cats and kittens would say
All right so I know it seems like I am rambling, like I don’t have anything to talk about, but the exact opposite is true. I have too much, and so I’m struggling nailing any one thing down, and rolling with it.
See, I still have more to say about the pussifying of our once great American culture. But there are other areas of our culture such as entertainment, shopping (midnight Black Friday anybody), the sorry state of our education system.
But F-ing A, there’s more than that, I’ve promised, and i think it will not only be enlightening but entertaining as well, to reveal more of the hows and whys the Dysfunctional Unit became dysfunctional, that’s an E ticket fer sure. And then there is all the regular bull, all the big lies, like second hand smoke causes cancer, like our two longest running wars (and by far, by f-ing far, the most costly), the war on poverty and drugs can never be won, the lie that almost of of our media sources aren’t incredibly undeniably unabashedly pussy ass multicultural elitist a holes, and most of all like the lie of happiness through pills or surgery or God bless America f-ing A just the idea of happiness…
Now I’m getting all worked up and this isn’t what I wanted to talk about at all but while I’m down this aisle. see, I mean, I know I am lumped in at the tail end of this certain generation, and so even though I have little in common (their early tv “Howdy Doody”, mine “Land of the Giants”, their teen music, the Beatles and Jimi, mine, the Pistols, the Talking Heads)with them I will still accept responsibility for our actions.
I find the term “baby” boomer to be quite apt. Self centered, self indulgent, then and now.
When you stop and step back and really review the history of the “hippie” (a derisive term coined by the beats that meant just a little bit hip) movement it really boiled down to the fact that Johnny wanted to go down to the three day love-in but needed cash and gas from the square old man; who promptly told him no, and to cut his hair and get a job. but see Jimmy had been educated, raised on Dr. Spock and gone to a liberal arts college, Johnny knew his rights.
The real reason for the whole movement was that lil’ Johnny had been spoiled by an increasingly indulgent society.
Even if many of these same free druggin free lovin hippies became the uptight parents of the late seventies and eighties, the new mantra for child rearing had been discovered, children know best…okay well f-ing A this got me way off topic and you must know by now I like to keep these things short…
So, here’s what I really wanted to talk about tonight (I was trying to start the blog by explaining how sometimes topics come up that I’m afraid to table in case I forget) so I’m gonna have to make this short and as dramatic as possible so it will seem like the wieght of the blog was on these two issues.
I have retained an attorney, I will reveal full details in a large press conference and then leave before any questions can be asked, or I will back out at the last minute, but my attorney will certainly be a featured morning guest where he will regularly be used to assure an anxious public that everything that can be done is being done to stop this heinous sexual predator. Or at least until I get a book deal or a part time gig on The View maybe.
Secondly and maybe more importantly…a prediction…ohh wait, hold on drum roll please
A Prediction…….Gabby Gifford will be Obama’s running mate in 2012.
Hopefully no one else has suggested this yet, but I can easily see it happening, but ya know, I mean what the F do I really know
November 17, 2011
Ever since the influx of women into the work force the work done at a specific location has slowly become less important and the social structure of the work place itself has gained tremendous weight. What do I mean by that? Oh my God okay well, I have worked a wide variety of jobs: male dominated construction, service industry, grocery, restaurant, warehouse, social services, and now back to service, since I started working as young man in the seventies till now the social rules at work have undergone tremendous changes. Lets leave the obvious out for now, where you all thought I was heading, and look at this; in my dad’s day, in his dad’s day, work was work, ya showed up, put in your hours, if the boss yelled at ya, or ya lost a pinky in the machine, ya didn’t go off half cocked whining about it.
All right well I am being hyperbolic but what I meant was in my Dad’s day there wasn’t a lot of official talk at work that wasn’t specifically about work.
Now a days, jumped up Jesus on a pogo stick, every boss, every company has to be people centered, employee friendly, I mean they are not, not really, they are a company out to make as much f-ing money as they can, but they have to pretend.
Hell almost every company, certainly every large company has a division in charge of pretending (and coincidentally protecting itself when this pretense is exposed). The H.R. department, or human resources department of every company spends hours of every day, days upon days every year devising new ways for companies to look and seem genuinely concerned. In reality they are a giant waste of company time (profits) and resources both human and other wise (more profits) in the form of countless hours spent in bull shit meetings, and ream after ream of useless paperwork.
Why does a company do this, if it is such a drain on profits (which of course a company never lets go of, they just pass the cost on to the consumer) why then does a large faceless corporate monster like say, the evil Wells Fargo Bank, spend so many man hours on purely social (employee-manager/employee-employee relations).
The answer is obvious. As companies hired more women (should I not mention the government incentives to large companies) to there by prove that women could do all the jobs men could. The women did not adjust to meet the job, slowly the job has been forced, again many times through legal action, to adjust to the needs of the woman.
And I tell ya I have worked in the Social Services industry. Let me describe the jist of that job, lots of taxpayer and united way dollars to pay people (90%+ women) to have meetings, all day everyday. Okay that’s an exaggeration, and I have a blog coming someday on that experience and I don’t want to spoil the fun.
Well of course it’s fun ranting like this cause I am dysfun..Oh wait I did say two didn’t I…up above I said two big ones. Well the last one will be quick, and mostly just for the guys out there.
Okay so every guy in every job will know this one…”Could you reach that for me?” or how bout “Could you carry this ream of paper to my desk?” maybe “I hate doing _____ ’cause it wrecks my nails could you do _____ ” (fill in the blank)
Equal pay for equal work my ass!!
November 17, 2011
Alright so back to it. I had a nice little break there with the Sunday blogs…think I will do that every Sunday, I mean like everything else I have lots to talk ’bout when it comes to religion. But that’s just for fun right know I wanna get back to the more serious topics, like how women are running this country right into the ground.
Okay well, it’s those statements that piss off Little Mouse, and I promised her I would be a little nicer so lets start there.
I love women, really, I do, and I think over all that women are in many ways, superior to men. Certainly you are more socially adaptable, you live longer, you color coordinate much better.
All right that last one was suppose to be funny but it can help me illustrate another point I want to make explicitly clear.
I am always, unless I note (unless I forget to note [how confusing is that] which occasionally may happen), talking in generalities. When I claim things like men can take more pain than women, I mean that, in general, more men can handle pain better than woman can as a percentage of the population.
And this isn’t only for this specific topic, in general, this goes for everything I write about.
So if you wanna argue for instance that you’re husband is a real wimp and that you can handle way more pain than him, I would argue back that that sounds more like a personal issue.
Okay so we’re all straight, I’m speaking in general terms and I think women are not only great at many things, they are also capable of doing things that men cannot do, or certainly will never be able to do as well as woman. But here’s where we run into trouble boys, ’cause the other side doesn’t believe this to be true. In other words there are many woman I get into conversations who in the beginning want to convince me that anything a man can do a woman can do better.
This isn’t equality, it’s superiority, which was exactly the plan all along, but i am getting way off track and about ten blogs ahead so let me rein it back in a bit and focus on the topic at hand.
As always, I know, I will need to give you a concrete example so take a chunky bite of this; as part of the women can do any job a man can do philosophy traditionally male fields have been opened, many times through legal actions, including such fields as fire fighting, or the military to include women among their ranks. In all such cases we were told that a woman could do the job just as easily as a man could, except you have to change the rules and lower the standards so that women can actually do the job.
I know that sentence makes no sense, the chain of logic you have to follow to make a sentence like that takes some balls, I still can’t figure out how they convinced the rest of us.
Yes originally I of course believed all this bull shit.
But let me take all of this a step farther…what, over 500 words already?!
November 13, 2011
Wait did I say that? No certainly not, I mean it might have sounded so maybe, the way I left it but that’s not what I was trying to say at all.
Because of course I know the familiar refrain from Christians. The one saving grace that separates them from the other “sinners”. They do not continue to sin. Isn’t that what they say regarding anyone of a number of groups whom they disagree with morally. They continue to sin even though they know better. All right I will give you that, but then again that is my point also. We all continue to sin. Forgive me Jesus Lord but every second of every day, I am drenched, awash, a stinking cesspool of sinful sewage.
And so are you. I don’t care if you just got back from your new age children friendly rock band up front playing hard core halleluiah church. I know the truth about you and so does everyone else. You can lie to yourself all that you want, go ahead. It doesn’t even matter if you fool us all including yourself; ya’ can’t fool God.
And isn’t that what Jesus said. That God looks into each of our hearts, God knows the truth of all of us.
The homosexual who pretends that he is unrepentant, lies in bed at night in the quiet aloneness of 3 am and worries he might be wrong. The pretty christian blonde housewife, dutiful mother of three, head of the Sunday school at her church, takes three Vicodin a day for low back pain. The crazy Ragamuffin who sits alone in his little house typing, afraid he is too filled with sin.
God looks into the heart of these individuals and will judge them based on what He finds there. I’m pretty sure He doesn’t need your help.
That’s what it says repeatedly in the good Book, yet people who call themselves Christians through out history have tried to define and delineate sins for the sole purpose of placing themselves at the head of Gods line.
I mean it seems pretty clear to me, so I don’t get why so many Christians can’t see it also.
When Jesus said that we were all sinners, and that is why God sent him to earth, I feel that is what he meant. Also when I read that no man knows the heart of God, and that it is not my place to judge another but is God who is the Judge of us all, amazingly enough I believe He meant that, I mean call me crazy…
Oh yea wait. I am crazy
Let me end today with this thought I had many years ago…
And God said don’t worry son
If I wanted perfect beings
I would’a made some
November 13, 2011
Okay so I gotta take a break from all that woman bashing..lol…I love how I still pretend that there are people reading these rants. But whatta’ya do huh? Anyway I’ll get back to the topic of women as it relates to the slow sure destruction of our society soon. But the little dog that runs circles in my brain chasing it’s tail has questions, needs answers for a wide variety of deep socially philosophical conundrums.
Like what is the deal with God? I mean isn’t that the biggest question of all.
I know many of you reading (or possibly maybe eventually reading) don’t believe in God. We’ll get to you retards another time. Right now this blog is for believers and followers of the Lord Jesus Christ; but trust me, even if you don’t believe I think you’ll wanna stay for the fun.
Listen if you’ve actually read any of my other blogs you will see I make a lot of references to God and Jesus both. I consider myself a believer. However, I am also dysfunctional, my major dysfunction being an inability to handle bull shit, so of course, see, I have a lot of trouble with most of you other so called modern day followers of Jesus.
Wow, Little Mouse is going to groan when she sees that sentence. Nothing to do with the content mind you, just the structure. Little Mouse is a much better writer than I am but that’s not the point, well kind of, eventually but okay let me just try to straighten this out by addressing the big one. the biggest question I have for modern happy day camp Christians.
All right that was uncalled for, we’ll get to all that in a different blog. What I wanna talk about here is sin.
No wait …sin
Jesus himself called sin an abomination in the eyes of God. From murder to lying, all got equal treatment. No wait, that is not 100% accurate. In fact lying got extra attention, ya know, because ol’ Satan being dubbed the father of lies, lies become then the foundation of all other sins. So if this is the case then telling a lie is the same as committing murder in the eyes of God. But hold on, Jesus even goes further .
So putting all this together it’s impossible not to come up with the conclusion that in the eyes of God, thinking a lie is exactly the same as committing murder.
Now here’s where I struggle, not with this message mind you, but how blissfully modern day Christians ignore it. If thinking a lie is equal to lying, and lying or even thinking a lie is equal to murder, or any number of other heinous sins, oh let me pick one at random, say homosexuality, then from that perspective you are equal to the homosexual in the eyes of God.
And don’t try to tell me you don’t lie. We all lie, mostly to ourselves, ten thousand little lies a day in our own head. Our brains our faster than our will sometimes. If you are one of those who are even now telling yourself you don’t do that well…
Jesus told us the answer to this dilemma though. Jesus said we were all sinners who fall short of the glory of God. This is what he meant. This is why he had to come. He is the bridge. The sinless one. Without Jesus everyone of us would fall short…
All right well I am running way long, the sin of hyperbole, of dysfunctional diatribes, but trust me cats and kittens I’m not done with this topic yet
November 11, 2011
Alright so I promised I’d get to it so lets get right to it. I’m gonna say it again in case I wasn’t clear enough. Men (as a group) can handle more pain than woman (as a group). This isn’t some wild crazy belief of mine, trust me we will get to those in future blogs. t can hardly believe that we have gotten to the point where it is such a hot topic to discuss. It is one of the most ludicrous examples of this new society we are building.
I’m sorry ladies, chicks, babes, doll faces, you may be better at us than many things, but the delivery and reception of physical pain is a male specialty. There is such a mountainous display of evidentary history over the last ten thousand years or so that I am stunned that our culture has been able to turn this concept inside out so rapidly; and the ease with which it was accomplished.
Are you men, my fellow brethren so desperate for sex that you will so easily acquiesce such a integral part of you heritage, your genetic destiny? Okay well that’s all for a future blog, and don’t worry dames, I got plenty to say to men as well, the sell out bastards…
Yea, but that’s off topic.
There’s no where in the last blog or this one that I have made the claim that child birth is not highly uncomfortable, hell I’ll even give ya down right painful. I’m not even claiming women can’t handle the pain of child birth.
I am saying though, and hopefully very clearly by now, that the statement “women can handle more pain than men” is not fact. Not even close. It is a wish, a fantasy, a dream at best. At worst it is a down right lie perpetrated for a nefarious purpose (cue the evil music) duh duh duhnnn!
We’ll get to that in future blogs also trust me….fer right now though I wanna keep it simple for you girls…Just kidding, really, I believe men have no advantage over women when it comes to smarts, and even some disadvantages, but that again is getting off topic…
Look, I can comfortably say that an easy 90% of the woman I talk to one on one, if not right off hand, eventually break down and agree laughing that “yes, they know that men can take more pain than women.” See men it is just a game to them; to see how much we will let them take away from us. Not woman as a social unit mind you. The individual woman, she is the one laughing slyly.
Woman together as a social unit well that’s a different story. If I bring this topic up to a group of women, especially a large one they are aggressively defensive of this new truth.
“I’d like to see a man push a watermelon out his asshole.” is a constant refrain
Well ya know what, if we had to we could, only we wouldn’t f-in make the whole world listen to us bitch about it. Put that in your womb and let it ruminate baby cakes.
Oh and fluff puffs one more little tidbit before I go, just a little fact that hopefully, you will find as hilarious as I do.
Any rights you have acquired over the last century or so you have only gained because some man gave them to you.
November 9, 2011
So here we are again cats and kittens… and well Little Mouse isn’t talking to me quite yet after my last couple blogs.God bless her soul sometimes it must be quite a trial living with such a male chauvinist like me and i know it would be so much easier for her if I just wasn’t right. See it is the truth I am after, not a truth, but the truth.
With the feminization of our culture it is not the truth that matters anymore, it is the intention.
In my last blog a gave an excellent example of this. I did not make those facts up. In the 60′s & 70′s it was the male dominated family unit(and society for that matter) that was responsible for turning out such violent boys, aggressive young men, jocks and jarheads. We were told that things would be better if women raised young boys and that they would be just as happy playing with dolls instead of guns and footballs.
I am not making this up. Go look it up for yourself.
Fast forward to today. We are told that Men being absent from the family unit is what is causing the boys to be violent and aggressive. Men should be more involved, we are being told now, but not so that they can teach their boys football, or how to shoot a gun; we are now suppose to teach them that it is okay to have feelings, to share and to cry. Jesus please us, well okay that’s all for the man blog; that’s not what I wanted to write about today
Besides I know some of you are still thinking I have made these facts up. I really don’t give the proverbial F.
That being said, today I wanna talk about pain; and more specifically women’s ability to handle said pain.
See this is a perfect example of new logic. Woman have babies, that is a truth, having babies involves pain that is a truth, those two truths are combined and presto bingo bango we have a new truth, women can handle more pain then men.
This is the new truth. There are very few people who don’t accept this as a social truth (hint all of them are men) its taught in our high schools, colleges. Ask almost any young person and they will say without hesitation that it is now scientific fact that women can handle more pain than men. This is all based on an unprovable tenet, because men cannot have babies there can be no control group, no way to gather scientific data, no way to actually test your hypothesis…wait…lol…hold on…
Okay sorry just broke up laughing there. Dear lord.
See there was no evidence gathered like many of the truths in our society today it was simply proclaimed to be true. It was just another in a long line of created truths in order to build a new social template for America.
I’m sorry if Men could have babies we would have turned it into a sport by now. There’d be time trials and distance records, and very little social whining I mean c’mon, who the f are you trying to fool.
Now listen, I’m not saying every man and every woman, I am speaking in generalities, and I will admit that your plan is slowly whimpifying young men, but no matter what you do, buried deep in our genetic structure is the ability for men to handle more physical pain than woman. The evidence is insurmountable. and we’ll talk about that in my next blog.
Fer now you’ll just have to trust me…after all just because I’m dysfunctional doesn’t mean I am not right